What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 08:21

Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?
So they tried
—
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which movies have the best endings?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
What is something you have to share?
No way
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
With red carpet and a second line, New Orleans welcomes 6,000 Pokémon competitors - NOLA.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading