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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 08:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Which movies have the best endings?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

What is something you have to share?

No way

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

With red carpet and a second line, New Orleans welcomes 6,000 Pokémon competitors - NOLA.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

John Isner now ranks where Carlos Alcaraz's win over Jannik Sinner sits in the best matches ever, 'I'm changing my tune' - The Tennis Gazette